Cracked Archive - Weird World

How a Biotech Company Almost Killed The World (With Booze)

Here's a sample of Robert Brockway's, Cracked editor and columnist, new book in which he details how the planet almost died for the sake of a new brand of booze.

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The 7 Ballsiest Pranks You Won't Believe Actually Worked

80s movies set us up to believe that every prank we would pull would be awesome. Reality, however, was sadly different. Except, however, in these extremely awesome cases.

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If Online April Fools Pranks Had Balls

April Fools! Your life is ruined.

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The 7 Most Insane True Stories of Neighbors from Hell

You have never truly felt the black flames of the Neighborhood Inferno until you've lived in close proximity to one of these balls of skullduggery.

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If Classic Movies Had Made The Worst Possible Casting Decisions

Casting is like stalking an ex-girlfriend: If you're doing it right nobody notices and if you do it badly, it's the only thing they'll be able to think about.

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The 5 Creepiest Unsolved Crimes Nobody Can Explain: Update

There are unsolved crimes, and then there are the kind of creepy,

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6 Baffling Mistakes Criminals Apparently Make All the Time

If these people checked out FARK on a daily basis, they could've avoided playing "hide the backdoor" in prison.

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The 5 Most Half-Assed Scams That Were Shockingly Successful

To be a successful con artist, apparently all it takes is some laziness and a stunningly dumbass idea.

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Historic Bad Decisions Explained Via Infographic

Obviously the men who crapped the bed of history.didn't prepare a power point presentation before following their retarded chain of logic off a cliff. Here's what it would have looked like...

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If Restaurants Were Honest

If the ad campaigns, menus, logos of the world's restaurants were required to tell the truth.

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