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Five Assassins Were All Charged With Hiring Each Other To Kill A Man<\/a><\/h2>

Why do the job yourself when you can subcontract it out?<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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If Hard Seltzers Were Honest (VIDEO)<\/a><\/h2>

White Claw Summer is out ,and Horton's Hard Poison Fizzy Summer is IN.<\/p>

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By Tara Marie <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Museum Of Bad Art: A Monument To Artistic Failure<\/a><\/h2>

Some of the worst works of art in the world have found their home at the Museum of Bad Art<\/p>

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By Ethan Tyrrell <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Smiley Face Murders: A (Totally Ridiculous) Crime Theory<\/a><\/h2>

Is a secret cabal drowning college dudes?! (No. No, of course not.)<\/p>

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By Andrew Wheat <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Creepy But Impressive Hobbies People Devoted Themselves To<\/a><\/h2>

Time to contact your local Bureau of Armed Exorcists.<\/p>

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By Ivan Farkas <\/a> <\/dd>
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20 Hilarious Foreign Words That Don't Mean What We Thought<\/a><\/h2>

Try not to giggle every time you hear someone's \"constipado.\"<\/p>

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By Justin Crockett <\/a> <\/dd>
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THE THING: Exploring Arizona's Weird, Dumb Roadside Museum<\/a><\/h2>

Hundreds of desert billboards lead to \"The Thing.\"<\/p>

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By Ethan Tyrrell <\/a> <\/dd>
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Behind The Bonkers Butter Sculptures At Minnesota\u2019s Dairy Pageant<\/a><\/h2>

Each year, 12 finalists for the Princess Kay of the Milky Way dairy pageant are turned into butter sculptures.<\/p>

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By Ethan Tyrrell <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Types of Parents You Meet At The Playground<\/a><\/h2>

Take your kid out to play? Just one problem: Other people go there too.<\/p>

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By Chris Corlew <\/a> <\/dd>
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A 'Making A Murderer' Musical Is Coming Because Of Course There Is<\/a><\/h2>

It's the kind of macabre theater that happens when you choose money over empathy.<\/p>

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By Zanandi Botes <\/a> <\/dd>
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27 Tips For Men When Asked If They\u2019ve Ever Read A Female Author<\/a><\/h2>

If you haven't, it\u2019s not your fault, and you should never have to feel bad about literally anything.<\/p>

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By Ginny Hogan <\/a> <\/dd>
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6 People Saved By The Weirdest Quirks Of Fate<\/a><\/h2>

Some people make the town paper not for heroic deeds but for the astonishing acts of luck or silliness that save their lives.<\/p>

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By Ivan Farkas <\/a> <\/dd>
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6 Strategies For The Impossible Task Of Baby Feeding<\/a><\/h2>

Feeding a kid involves a lot of in-moment terror and in-retrospect laughter.<\/p>

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By Chris Corlew <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Man With Over 30,000 LSD Tabs in His Home<\/a><\/h2>

Mark McCloud doesn't consider himself a hoarder; he identifies himself as an LSD historian.<\/p>

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By Oona O'Brien <\/a> <\/dd>
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