Lord Of The (Cash Register Noise)
Have you ever eaten fudge and found yourself thinking, 'This needs more cheese?'
This viral marketing for the new 'Planet of the Apes' franchise is going too far.
These people got up and kicked ass, just to spite the fates.
If you've ever wanted to destroy a bowl of SpaghettiOs with your own bare hands, now is your time to shine.
Good thing she cleans it frequently.
I'm constructing a joke here, but you won't see it for another 20 years.
We're sick of eating lies.
It's amazing what you can accomplish with whatever's lying around.