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5 Surefire Ways to Piss Off Your Bartender, According to Bartenders
Oh lord, not the egg whites
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- By Eli Yudin
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32 5 Millionaires Who Suffered Ignominious Deaths
‘Wait. With my money, I though I’d live forever!’
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Nibbles of Trivia That Landed in Our Paths This Week
Here’s the story of the worst way anyone ever woke up
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Crimes That Turned Out to Be Completely Impossible
The bad news is just because it’s impossible doesn’t mean they can’t jail you
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Historic Donations That Sound Insane But Are Actually Pretty Useful
To be honest, 2,000 tons of chicken wasn’t really nearly enough
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Silly Rules for Important Jobs
Space may be the final frontier, but it’s not the Wild West
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- By Eli Yudin
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6 Delicious Revenge Plots That Are Really Only Deliciously Pathetic
Sometimes, revenge is a dish best not served at all
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 People Who Died at the Worst Possible Moment
When it’s your time, it’s your time... but someone could have given them 30 more minutes
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Smatterings of Trivia That Juiced Our Brains This Week
Did you ever learn something so amazing that you were embarrassed to tell anyone?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Agonizing Case of ‘The Atomic Wedgie Killer’
In 2015, Brad Lee Davis had a drunken argument with his stepfather and gave him a wedgie. Not just any wedgie — David pulled his stepfather’s underwear over his head, leading to death from a combination of asphyxia and blunt force trauma
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- By Mike Rampton
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15 Dazzling Hunks of Trivia We Unearthed This Week
Don’t be alarmed, but your brain might be shrinking
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Highly Relatable Reactions People Have Had Immediately After Waking Up From a Coma
If their first words ask for Taco Bell, maybe they aren’t ready to wake up
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 People Who Impersonated the Police with Terrifying Success
These are the mirror universe versions of undercover cops
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Riveting Items of Trivia That Fell Into Our Laps This Week
Bad news — that cult recovery group just might be a cult
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Employees Who Spectacularly Told Their Bosses to Take This Job and Shove It
Want to burn your workplace down, beer in hand? You can!
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