Cracked Archive - Weird World

A Plane Kicked Off A Blind Man And His Dog, Then Kicked Off Everyone Else Too
But this isn't an entirely sad story, we promise!
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Five Assassins Were All Charged With Hiring Each Other To Kill A Man
Why do the job yourself when you can subcontract it out?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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If Hard Seltzers Were Honest (VIDEO)
White Claw Summer is out ,and Horton's Hard Poison Fizzy Summer is IN.
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- By Tara Marie
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The Museum Of Bad Art: A Monument To Artistic Failure
Some of the worst works of art in the world have found their home at the Museum of Bad Art
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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The Smiley Face Murders: A (Totally Ridiculous) Crime Theory
Is a secret cabal drowning college dudes?! (No. No, of course not.)
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- By Andrew Wheat
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5 Creepy But Impressive Hobbies People Devoted Themselves To
Time to contact your local Bureau of Armed Exorcists.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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20 Hilarious Foreign Words That Don't Mean What We Thought
Try not to giggle every time you hear someone's "constipado."
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- By Justin Crockett
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THE THING: Exploring Arizona's Weird, Dumb Roadside Museum
Hundreds of desert billboards lead to "The Thing."
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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Behind The Bonkers Butter Sculptures At Minnesota’s Dairy Pageant
Each year, 12 finalists for the Princess Kay of the Milky Way dairy pageant are turned into butter sculptures.
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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5 Types of Parents You Meet At The Playground
Take your kid out to play? Just one problem: Other people go there too.
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- By Chris Corlew
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A 'Making A Murderer' Musical Is Coming Because Of Course There Is
It's the kind of macabre theater that happens when you choose money over empathy.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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27 Tips For Men When Asked If They’ve Ever Read A Female Author
If you haven't, it’s not your fault, and you should never have to feel bad about literally anything.
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- By Ginny Hogan
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6 People Saved By The Weirdest Quirks Of Fate
Some people make the town paper not for heroic deeds but for the astonishing acts of luck or silliness that save their lives.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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6 Strategies For The Impossible Task Of Baby Feeding
Feeding a kid involves a lot of in-moment terror and in-retrospect laughter.
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- By Chris Corlew
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The Man With Over 30,000 LSD Tabs in His Home
Mark McCloud doesn't consider himself a hoarder; he identifies himself as an LSD historian.
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- By Oona O'Brien
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