Literally none of this stuff is helping.
It was only a matter of time.
You can't take it with you. So, they didn't.
Everybody loves a good old-fashioned meltdown.
What is this disturbing hot dog experiment?
Fool me once ...
Hollywood would never approve these ... but maybe they should?
Tongue-rolling isn't the only thing just some of us can do.
There's no such thing as bad publicity ... or is there?
Today we pay tribute to these overlooked zeitgeist wranglers.
It's not just the Illuminati, hiding symbols everywhere.
Get ready to feel small. Or huge.
Turns out the coincidences were inside us the whole time.
Can we as a species please stop writing hot takes forever?