Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Is 'Die Hard' Actually A Rom-Com

Yippee-ki-awwww, motherf****r.

• By Dan Duddy
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• December 19, 2020

'Revenge of the Nerds' Reboot In The Works With Seth MacFarlane, Lucas Brothers

Take that, Alpha Beta!

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 18, 2020

The Search For Borat's Daughter In 'Borat Subsequent Moviefilm' Was Weirdly Intense

Here's how Borat found his daughter -- before attempting to gift her to Mike Pence.

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 18, 2020

We Made 'DUNE' (2021) For Only $20

• By Chandler Perry
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• December 18, 2020

The Indiana Jones-Captain America Crossover Nobody Noticed

The world’s most ethically flexible archaeologist is secretly part of the MCU? Weirder things have happened.

• By JM McNab
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• December 18, 2020

5 Characters Who Prove Wonder Woman's Villains Are The Worst

Batman has The Joker. Wonder Woman has, well, these jokers.

• By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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• December 18, 2020

Hey, Here's Another Reason To Skip 'Monster Hunter'

Other than it just being a crappy movie.

• By JM McNab
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• December 17, 2020

Old-School Broadcast of 'A Muppet Family Christmas' Was Once Interrupted By Alarming 'Nightline' Teaser

I guess we could never really have nice things.

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 17, 2020

Tom Cruise Allegedly Roasts 'Mission Impossible 7' Crew Member for Breaking Health Protocols

Social distance -- or face the wrath of an angry Scientologist.

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 16, 2020

6 Medical Myths Hollywood Needs To Stop Using

Movie medicine is movie malpractice.

• By Mac Faber
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• December 16, 2020

'The Mandalorian' Just Honored The Movie 'Star Wars' Torpedoed

Sure, this should make everything better.

• By JM McNab
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• December 15, 2020

'Shrek' is Now Rightfully Recognised As The National Treasure It Is

Hey, now, Shrek's an all star -- at least in the eyes of the U.S. Government.

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 14, 2020

'Hancock' Was Almost A Movie About An Incel Superman

A red pill in blue tights.

• By Cedric Voets
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• December 14, 2020

6 Whaaat? New Movies To Watch Out For Soon

Hey, new movies are coming out! 2021 is truly a year of wonders.

• By JM McNab
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• December 14, 2020

The 'Christmas Chronicles' Movies Are Pure Madness

Christmas + Kurt Russell = whatever the hell this is

• By JM McNab
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• December 13, 2020