Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

That Cameo in 'The Mandalorian' Was Sad (But Not Because of the CGI)
That Cameo in 'The Mandalorian' Was Sad (But Not Because of the CGI)

Do we really want you-know-who looking after our favorite alien toddler?

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No One Wants To Stay At The 'Christmas Story' House
No One Wants To Stay At The 'Christmas Story' House

Either because of the cost, or fears of losing an eye.

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The Surprisingly Racist Origin of 'Christmas Vacation'
The Surprisingly Racist Origin of 'Christmas Vacation'

How is the most problematic part of this movie not Randy Quaid?

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3 Things That Make A Christmas Movie, A Christmas Movie
3 Things That Make A Christmas Movie, A Christmas Movie

I made a list, and checked it twice.

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Is 'Die Hard' Actually A Rom-Com
Is 'Die Hard' Actually A Rom-Com

Yippee-ki-awwww, motherf****r.

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The Search For Borat's Daughter In 'Borat Subsequent Moviefilm' Was Weirdly Intense
The Search For Borat's Daughter In 'Borat Subsequent Moviefilm' Was Weirdly Intense

Here's how Borat found his daughter -- before attempting to gift her to Mike Pence.

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The Indiana Jones-Captain America Crossover Nobody Noticed
The Indiana Jones-Captain America Crossover Nobody Noticed

The world’s most ethically flexible archaeologist is secretly part of the MCU? Weirder things have happened.

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5 Wonder Woman Villains (That Prove Her Villains Are The Worst)
5 Wonder Woman Villains (That Prove Her Villains Are The Worst)

Batman has The Joker. Wonder Woman has, well, these jokers.

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Hey, Here's Another Reason To Skip 'Monster Hunter'
Hey, Here's Another Reason To Skip 'Monster Hunter'

Other than it just being a crappy movie.

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Tom Cruise Allegedly Roasts 'Mission Impossible 7' Crew Member for Breaking Health Protocols
Tom Cruise Allegedly Roasts 'Mission Impossible 7' Crew Member for Breaking Health Protocols

Social distance -- or face the wrath of an angry Scientologist.

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6 Medical Myths Hollywood Needs To Stop Using
6 Medical Myths Hollywood Needs To Stop Using

Movie medicine is movie malpractice.

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'The Mandalorian' Just Honored The Movie 'Star Wars' Torpedoed
'The Mandalorian' Just Honored The Movie 'Star Wars' Torpedoed

Sure, this should make everything better.

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