The 5 Things That Separate Troubled Geniuses from Jerkwads
Have you guys seen Sherlock? It's a pretty fantastic show, and it brings up some very valid points, such as: Does extreme intelligence always equate to isolation? Are human beings really just a collection of transparent self-serving impulses? And when, exactly, are Sherlock and Watson going to bone already?
Just ... just touch him, Sherlock. You know you want to. You're so lonely, and he loves you. Just touch his mouth.
Keen Observational Skills
That's what that stuff is called. For real. Look it up. I'll wait.
Only Have One Friend
Have a Nemesis
That's a relative term, of course.
Be Addicted/Obsessed
"You should fuck the robot." -- A real thing that M. Knight Shyamalan actually said. Look it up. I'll wait.
Solve Mysteries
For example: "What's that guy's fucking problem?"
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