The department of Paranormal Studies no longer exists at Columbia University, so we offer our condolences to all of you aspiring Ghostbusters who will never have the chance to strap on a jumpsuit and suck in a ghost with a vacuum cleaner. You'll never have lab time with Dr. Stantz or experience the horror of being sexually aggressed upon by Dr. Venkman, but we hope this T-shirt can serve as a bittersweet replacement. No, it's not an actual degree in paranormal studies, but much like ghosts, degrees are mostly transparent and only useful for seducing those nerdy types with names like Zuul.
High school is a time of self-discovery and transformation. Sometimes, you discover deep-seated insecurities and transform into an adolescent looking to fit in. Sometimes, you discover giant armored monsters and transform into brightly colored ninjas. Equal chances, really. Whatever your high school experience, we all can relate to the teens of Angel Grove. Honor their service by wearing this T-shirt, and know that whatever struggles you encounter, be it strange new body hair or an intergalactic space witch, "mighty morphin" is just another way to say "growing up."
Love me some T-Shirts! But what about the Cracked Store?
Don't you worry your pretty little bold-faced head. Not to be outdone by the Cracked Dispensary, the Cracked Store is also getting in on the higher learning action. We're offering three different computer course bundles for (pardon the cliche) an insanely low price. (In our defense, "insanely" is kind of our thing.) And look, here they come now!