Before this week's heart-pounding and hand-jobbing thrills, I want to thank all the people who have made Man Comics the #1 adventure series among non-pussies. This issue features the first appearance of courageous Major Mars, America's #1 Space Soldier! Action! Punches! f**k! Man Comics!
This should have resulted in years of therapy.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.