Before this week's heart-pounding and hand-jobbing thrills, I want to thank all the people who have made Man Comics the #1 adventure series among non-pussies. This issue features the first appearance of courageous Major Mars, America's #1 Space Soldier! Action! Punches! Fuck! Man Comics!
How did these hyper-specific tropes spread so quickly?
Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.
The Hollywood rumor mill has been playing games with celebrity deaths for at least a century.
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.