Before this week's heart-pounding and hand-jobbing thrills, I want to thank all the people who have made Man Comics the #1 adventure series among non-pussies. This issue features the first appearance of courageous Major Mars, America's #1 Space Soldier! Action! Punches! Fuck! Man Comics!
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Buckle up. This article is gonna be wild.