John Edwards Knows How To Get You More Than Just Universal Health Care

Slowly but surely, John Edwards is beginning to realize that the reason he's trailing third in the Democratic Presidential nominee polls is that he's just not promising enough. His latest campaign speeches and commercials, however, seek to change that:

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