So You're Locked In a Room With Your Clone: Fight or F#@k?
Premise:
Close your eyes. (In your mind. Keep your eyes open to read this article, unless you know some other way.) Consider this:
I'll be taking next Friday's column off but, instead of leaving you with nothing, I'm thrilled to announce that Soren Bowie, (Agents of Cracked's own "T-Bone!") will be filling in for me. He's terrific, and I trust you'll treat him with the same total-absence-of-respect with which you treat me.