Gwyneth Paltrow Helps Kate Moss Have Crack Baby
News has it that Kate Moss is so desperate for a baby that she’s switching to Gwyneth Paltrow’s eccentric macrobiotic diet in the hopes it will help her conceive.
Wow. There are so many odd things about that.
For starters, I've never imagined that Kate Moss and Gwyneth Paltrow could live together in the same sentence. Y'know, except maybe in some sort of Goofus and Gallant construction like “At a dinner party, Gwyneth always politely excuses herself before getting up from the table; Kate leaves to snort blow off the hostess’ coffee table.”
The other weird thing is that, although I've always been told that Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Moss are super hot, I've never, ever, under any circumstances, been attracted to these ladies. I’m sure it doesn’t help that I have these two images emblazoned into my retinas, but even before that, I just never drank the Kool Aid. And, now, after all these years, here they are in one useless celeb story.
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