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The Best Conspiracy Theories Ever Awesome Conspiracy #4: Stephen King Killed John Lennon Nuts And Bolts: This one is sort of complicated. "Uncovered" by a man named Steve Lightfoot, the basic premise is that John Lennon was politically assassinated by Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan and horror novelist Stephen King. Lightfoot alleges that
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