• Valentine haikus Become a little harder When done in Twitter #
  • I love you baby / Let's eat an overpriced meal / And each get headaches #
  • Be my Valentine / I don't know quite what that means / Do it anyway #
  • Haiku are too short / They lack enough syllables / To say that I love-- #
  • The best Apple Bottom Jean remix on acoustic guitar we've heard today: http://tinyurl.com/2tsaac #

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