• Dear Patriots: Suck it, long and hard. Love, Cracked. #
  • Number of Patriots jokes the News on Cracked intends to make this morning: 6. (Not counting the Pats themselves, the biggest possible joke.) #
  • Today's edition of the News on Cracked: http://tinyurl.com/28jq5f -- Fun for everyone, where by "everyone" we mean "Patriots haters" #

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