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And He Saw That They Were Good
She may not be the greatest actress, or director, or producer, but everyone can agree that Salma Hayek has one attribute no one can argue with---her mind.
Specifically, she was smart enough to ask God for some world-class gazongas:
My mom and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico. When we went inside, I prayed for the miracle I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said: 'Please God, give me some breasts.' And he gave me them! Within a few months, I developed a growing spurt, as teenagers do, and I was very pleased with the way I grew outwards.Unfortunately for her fellow citizens, while the Hombre Upstairs was expertly sculpting Hayek's
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