6 Simple Pleasures Life Will Not Let You Have
If I asked you to name all the mythical things you'll never find, you'd probably rattle off stuff like unicorns and leprechaun gold. But there's no reason to be so dramatic or fanciful. There are all sorts of unattainable things that have nothing to do with legend. Here are six seemingly ordinary things you can never find.
A Barista Who Leaves the Right Amount of Room for Milk
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Toast That Tastes as Good as It Does in a Diner
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A Food Service Vendor Who Actually Only Applies "A Little" of a Condiment
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A Female Bartender Who Doesn't Think You Want to Have Sex With Her
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An Extra Chicken McNugget
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A Customer Service Rep Who Immediately Forwards Your Call to a Supervisor