6 Simple Pleasures Life Will Not Let You Have
If I asked you to name all the mythical things you'll never find, you'd probably rattle off stuff like unicorns and leprechaun gold. But there's no reason to be so dramatic or fanciful. There are all sorts of unattainable things that have nothing to do with legend. Here are six seemingly ordinary things you can never find. A Barista Who Leaves the Right Amount of Room for Milk
Like this, but without the dude or the surgical torture. Plus candy.
Toast That Tastes as Good as It Does in a Diner
A Food Service Vendor Who Actually Only Applies "A Little" of a Condiment
Not what I meant. Get your head out of the gutter.
"I have a vision!"
A Female Bartender Who Doesn't Think You Want to Have Sex With Her
Now there's a man who knows how to drink his sadness in an attractive way.
An Extra Chicken McNugget
And Ronald's far too fast for that.
A Customer Service Rep Who Immediately Forwards Your Call to a Supervisor
"How may I harm you?"