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Barbarian: The Ultimate Warrior (Amiga, 1987)

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Bad Cat (Amiga, 1987)

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Cho Aniki (WonderSwan, 2000)

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Blood 'N Guts: Ancient Barbarian Games (Commodore 64, 1986)


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Contra Force (NES, 1992)

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Aaargh! (Apple IIgs, 1989)


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Dino City (SNES, 1992)

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Ninja Cop (Famicom, 1989)

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Donkey Kong (Atari 2600, 1982)


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Ikari Warriors (Amstrad, 1986)

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Drug Wars (Philips CDi, 1996)

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Rival Turf! (SNES, 1992)

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Space Pirates (3D0, 1994)

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Ikari Warriors (Atari 2600, 1989)


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Legendary Axe II (Turbo Grafx 16, 1990)

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Ikari III: The Rescue (NES, 1991)

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Super Street Fighter II Turbo (Amiga CD32, 1996)

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Power Blade 2 (NES, 1992)


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X-Man (Atari 2600, 1983)

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Crack Down (Amiga, 1990)


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International Karate + (CBM Amiga, 1988)

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Two Crude Dudes (Sega Mega Drive, 1992)

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Warwolf (Famicom, 1991)

Wow, the werewolf prosthetic limb industry doesn't give a shit! And if it's this tough when a handless man turns into a werewolf, you don't even want to think about it when a guy in a wheelchair gets bitten.

In this great country of ours, we called WARWOLF "Werewolf: The Last Warrior," and this is no-bullshit how the American version ended:

America was saved and he got his hands back! Obviously not before he castrated himself, but I wouldn't worry about that. If lycanthropy works the same way in reverse, he should change back into a man and have a 9 foot sword growing out of his crotch.
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Jim Power in Mutant Planet (Amiga, 1993)

