16 of the Funniest Tweets from August 14, 2023

That’s a lot of carrots, dude
16 of the Funniest Tweets from August 14, 2023

It seems that the Musk-Zuck fight might be a pipe dream at this point. After Elon Musk all but begged Mark Zuckerberg to do some practice bouts in Zuckerberg’s Palo Alto backyard, Zuck turned his fellow tech CEO down. In a thread on his fledgling Threads platform, Zuckerberg wrote, “If Elon ever gets serious about a real date and official event, he knows how to reach me. Otherwise, time to move on. I’m going to focus on competing with people who take the sport seriously.” 

It’s a sad day for anyone who was hellbent on seeing these men pummel each other in the head. 

Meanwhile, Bryan Johnson, the billionaire who spends a whopping $2 million annually to keep his “youthful looks” (please note the quotes) and once used his teenage son as a plasma-donating “blood boy” has shared more of his latest regimen against our collective wills. Nowadays, he finds himself going to sleep at 8:30 p.m., eating nearly 2,400 daily calories and taking 111 pills a day. All of which has left him with no time to date, he laments.

In between these very, very strange men, there’s a fresh batch of hilarious tweets, including some incredible fan art, a classic horror movie convention and a clerical error that left someone with a bundle of carrots that would make Bugs Bunny envious.

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