11 Comedian Action Figures You Can Find on eBay, Ranked by How Much They're Going For

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11 Comedian Action Figures You Can Find on eBay, Ranked by How Much They're Going For

eBay is a wonderland for action figure collectors--G.I. Joe, superheroes, Ninja Turtles, you name it. But if you’re the kind of big kid who likes to act out comedy adventures instead of fighting galactic bad guys, the online auction shop has something for you, too. Here are 11 recent comedian action figure finds, all ready to sign up for your next playroom open mic.

Dan Aykroyd as Beldar, $9.93

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Relive the laughs of SNL blockbuster movie Coneheads with this Dan Aykroyd as Beldar action figure, still in its original packaging. If you have extra cash with which to consume mass quantities of comedy toys, you can easily complete the Coneheads set with Jane Curtin’s Prymaat, Laraine Newman’s Connie, and Michael McKean’s despicable Agent Seedling.

The Blue Collar Comedians, $16.99

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You’re not going to find a better per-comedian bargain on eBay than this set of three Blue Collar Comedians.  For less than twenty bucks, you can get your hands on this pre-owned country cluster that includes Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, and Larry the Cable Guy. Squeeze their ample beer bellies and each redneck spouts off one of six homespun jokes. (Bill and Larry the Cable Guy will need new batteries, not included.) 

John Belushi, $20

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The best part about this John Belushi-as-Bluto action figure is that you can live out the comic’s off-screen antics with realistic beer bottles, booze steins, and Jack Daniels flasks. No prisoners!  

Borat (head only) $29.26

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This custom-made Borat 1/6 scale head, direct from Kazakhstan by way of China, is ready to fight crime or infuriate a redneck as soon as you pop it onto an action-figure body (not included). The randomly capitalized description, perhaps written by Borat himself, promises “100% Brand new & High quality.” Very nice!

Colin Quinn, Jay Leno, and Robert Klein $32

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Three stand-up comedians who have never been in the same room together -- until now! Use these comic minifigs to recreate a lost 1993 episode of The Tonight Show, or raise money for the homeless by putting on your own Comic Relief XIII.  

Abbott and Costello $49.95

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Now we’re talking! These fully poseable Abbott and Costello action figures are outfitted with a baseball bat to perform “Who’s on First?” or take out heckling supervillains with a single comic swing. Who wouldn’t want these babies? I don’t know. THIRD BASE!

Gabe Kaplan $57.29

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This Gabe Kaplan action figure isn’t even out of his blister package and he’s already telling jokes: “Did I ever tell you about my Uncle Max?” You (and your imagination) get to fill in the punchline.  If you need help, here’s a starter uncle gag. 

Custom Bill Burr $100 (starting bid)

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Sure, it might look like a random bald guy in a blue shirt, but you’ll know it’s really a one-of-a-kind Bill Burr by the picture on the faux-Kenner packaging.  See, the same blue shirt and everything!  Its sculptor promises this one is “beyond rare.”

Egashira $104.47

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Relax -- that’s Japanese comedian Egashira’s fist stretching out his elastic pants, not an even wackier body part. Here’s everything you need to know from the seller:  “Smoothly and in figma determined in the original joint parts and Kichitsu, reproduce the intense every scene. ● distorting the proportions by using a soft material in the key point, ensuring the range of motion. ● expression in addition to the "surprise face" and "smile", three of the "cry face". ● The attachment can reproduce the "Dawn!" For feeding put my hand in my pants, "Dawe”

Rob Schneider, San Francisco Giants edition $199.99

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One push of a button and this Rob Schneider bobblehead shouts “you can do it!” in a hilariously inappropriate accent. If you have the kind of kid who likes to act out Adam Sandler movies, this one is indispensable. By the way, we counted 13 of these babies on eBay starting at $17.97, so good luck getting $199.99, dcarter2430!

Gabriel Iglesias, signed $4,000

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For some reason, Funko has released countless editions of Fluffy figures. There’s Tapatio Fluffy, Stadium Fluffy, Away Stadium Fluffy, Fluffy With Dogs, Day of the Dead Fluffy--all more or less with Iglesias-accurate body types. But if you want to splurge, this $4,000 signed Pop! Comedians edition is for you. Happy bidding!

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