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At a certain point, we all outgrow living with our mothers, but not all of us outgrow going outside in clothing that's completely unsuitable to the weather. Without your mother nagging you to put on a jacket, you might catch your death of cold (okay, probably not, but you'll be really uncomfortable), so allow us to replace your mother, from reminding you what a special muffin you are to strongly encouraging you to bundle up. To that end, we've rounded up some of the coolest winter weather gear around so you can face the elements in style and security. And clean your room, for heaven's sake.

Caldo Heated Jacket

MSRP: $249

Sale Price: $49.99 (80% off)

Get a heated jacket for the price of a dumb regular jacket at your usual department store. Where would you be without our bargains? Not in a heated jacket, that's for sure.

Heated Ice Scraper With Flashlight

MSRP: $34

Sale Price: $17.99 (48% off)

This scraper not only heats up to efficiently scrape off that pesky ice but also has a flightlight for use at night, leaving you no excuses to endanger yourself and others by driving with an icy windshield. You know we worry about you.

Compact Indoor/Outdoor Heater

MSRP: $49

Sale Price: $32.99 (34% off)

Feel the power of blunt force heat! This heater works nicely to warm you up when you enter the mudroom or melt the snow off your boots before you go inside. Don't you dare go tracking that stuff through the house.

Cool-to-Touch Digi Heater

MSRP: $69

Sale Price: $34.99 (49% off)

This programmable heater will ensure you always walk into a warm room. It packs 350W of heating power, but it stays cool to the touch so you can safely move it around your home. We wouldn't want you burning your little fingies.

iPM Q9 1,000W Space Heater

MSRP: $99

Sale Price: $59.95 (40% off)

This 1,000W personal space heater that looks like a mini fireplace will provide you all the comforts of home without the responsibility of taking care of an actual house fire.

Värme Portable Air Heater with Detachable Hand Warmer

MSRP: $99

Sale Price: $84.99 (14% off)

Leave it to the Swedes to come up with elegant heating solutions like Värme. This portable heater will warm you up and has a detachable hand warmer if you need to go outside.

Egloo All-in-1 Oil Diffuser, Humidifier & Space Heater

MSRP: $180

Sale Price: $159.95 (11% off)

Paying for your own heat sucks. This cozy little space heater will save you money on your heating bill and diffuse essential oils and humidify the air. Your furnace could never.

Sequoia Unisex Heated Socks

MSRP: $99

Sale Price: $69.99 (30% off)

Warm up right down to your li'l piggy toes with heated socks, because not even your mom wants to deal with your cold feet.

Instant Reusable Handwarmers: 10-Pack

MSRP: $25

Sale Price: $17.99 (28% off)

Stop contributing to the eco-terrorism of disposable handwarmers. Just snap the little disc inside these reusable hand warmers to heat them up and then boil them to get them back to room temperature. (Counterintuitive, we know, but don't argue with science.)

MSRP: $179

Sale Price: $129.99 (27% off)

These heated gloves have a special trick -- they're also touchscreen-sensitive, so you have no excuse not to text your mother back.

Voltheat Avalanche X Heated Gloves

MSRP: $269

Sale Price: $229.99 (14% off)

These gloves would be toasty even without the heating system, thanks to their high-retention insulation, but with three power settings, they'll keep your fingers warm even while you're stuck on a chair lift for 45 minutes in a nor'easter.

Torch 2.0 Coat Heater

MSRP: $99

Sale Price: $87

Price Drop: $59.99 (39% off)

You don't have to give up your fashionable fall jackets for the Michelin Man look just because it's snowing. The Torch 2.0 wraps into your coat and uses an adjustable remote to dispense heat directly to your core, turning your moto jacket or hoodie or whatever you kids wear these days into a winter coat in no time.

Thermal Waterproof Heated Hooded Vest

MSRP: $99

Sale Price: $79.99 (19% off)

Keep your core nice and cozy with this stylish, hooded vest that looks like something those NBA players you love so much might wear. It's also very practical because it heats up!

Sustain Heated Utility Jacket Pro

MSRP: $449

Sale Price: $389.95 (13% off)

This slim jacket is like the Bear Grylls of jackets. It has a carbon fiber heating mechanism, a detachable hood, a face mask, and much more. We didn't finish reading the description. You know how hard small print is for us these days.

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