It took several hours to calm the mob, but the deluge of people sending all-caps emails begging for peace eventually subsided. The name of the person responsible for sending the first email was never publicly released, but it's hard to judge them too harshly. After all, what is Christmas if not a time for togetherness and solidarity and receiving store-brand bath sets from total strangers?
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