Happy Birthday, Badass - August 9

It's August 9, maybe you or somebody you know has a birthday -- and so does the man with the best voice ever, actor Sam Elliot.

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Renowned for his roles as the Stranger in The Big Lebowski and Wade Garrett in Road House, Sam Elliot also shares a birthday with a character he voices, Smokey the Bear.

So HAPPY BIRTHDAY, one and all, and to Sam Elliot, a badass you only need hear once to remember.

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