Source: The Takeout
There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This definitely isn't that. These are the weirdest, most baffling headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories this month, all rolled into one handy collection for your convenience. You're welcome.
Sources: Guinness World Records
Sources: The Washington Post
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