There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This definitely isn't that. These are the weirdest, most baffling headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories this month, all rolled into one handy collection for your convenience. You're welcome.

Snoop Breaks A World Record, And Other Weird News

POLICE HAVE NO IDEA WHO HUNG THIS CAR FROM A TOROINTO BRIDGE. PRANKSTERS? ARTISTS? ALIENS?? dangling found sedan was caution The empty off with sealed

Source: CBC

POLICE IN EUROPE ADMITTED THAT THEY SPENT THE LAST 15 YEARS LOOKING FOR A FEMALE SERIAL KILLER WHO DIDN'T EXIST. IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT MATCHING DNA S

Snoop Breaks A World Record, And Other Weird News

Snoop Breaks A World Record, And Other Weird News

Snoop Breaks A World Record, And Other Weird News

Sources: USA Today

KANGAROOS HOOKED ON JUNK FOOD ARE KICKING PEOPLE'S @SSES. Tourists in Australia with nothing better to do feed wild kangaroos with stuff that isn't ka

Sources: The Takeout

MAINE POLICE CONFISCATED 48 GRAMS OF HEROIN AFTER A CAR ACCIDENT. Oh wait. Not heroin. HUMAN REMAINS. Police seized two bags of suspected heroin from

A PHOTO OF A WOMAN NAMED DOLORES LEIS ANTELO, FROM NANTON, LA CORUNA, SPAIN, HAS GONE VIRAL BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP. Dolores, wh

Sources: Newsweek

SNOOP DOGG BROKE GIN & THE RECORD FOR THE LARGEST JUICE. The rapper was granted the Guinness World Record for creating the cocktail with 180 bottles o

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