Source: The Takeout
There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This definitely isn't that. These are the weirdest, most baffling headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories this month, all rolled into one handy collection for your convenience. You're welcome.
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Fool me once ...
You can't take it with you. So, they didn't.
A lot of medical problems read like horror movie scripts.
These guys make the Joker look like a well-adjusted citizen.
Not everyone WANTS to be famous.