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There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This definitely isn't that. These are the weirdest, most baffling headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories this month, all rolled into one handy collection for your convenience. You're welcome.
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For as much as people love them, the 'Star Wars' movies have gotten rather awkward from time to time.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
Going for that 16th minute.