But that's what lanolin is ... to a sheep -- an animal that rarely gets the chance to lather, rinse, and repeat. So yes, you're literally scrubbing your face with unwashed farm animal. There's no huge health risk to doing it (unless you decide to eat it), but just know that when you kiss someone, you're also kissing every sheep that they've ever smeared on themselves.
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