Hollywood shoots out news stories like a wet gremlin after midnight. No reasonable person can keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity. In a move that definitely deserves its own blockbuster biopic, we've taken it upon ourselves to track the latest Hollywood stories so you don't miss anything important.

A BOBA FETT MOVIE IS IN THE WORKS. The bounty hunter from Star Wars, notorious for wearing a cool helmet, hiding in garbage, and falling into a hole,

FORMER XFILES STAR GILLIAN ANDERSON WILL STAR AS AN UNINHIBITED SEX THERAPIST IN AN UPCOMING NETFLIX SERIES, TITLED SEX EDUCATION.

Source: TV Line

MATT GROENING'S VEW SHOW is coming to NETFLIX. Princess Bean, Elfo the elf, and a demon named Luci will be the main cast of Disenchantment, the new se

Source: Deadline

A CRACKED.COM QUIET PLACE will have a sequel. Paramount has announced that they're planning a sequel to the surprise horror hit A Quiet Place. The scr

CRACKED RICK MORANIS COM IS COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT. (For a bit.) Adam E Goldberg, creator of The Goldbergs, got the famously reclusive Moranis to re

ACTOR HANK AZARIA SAID THAT HE IS WILLING TO STEP ASIDE AS THE VOICE OF APU ON SIMPSOnS tHe IN FAVOR OF A SOUTH ASIAN ACTOR, SAYING IT'S THE RIGHT TH

Source: People

HARVEY WEINSTEIN THREATENED TO REPLACE PETER JACKSON ON LORD THE RINGS OF THE A new book revealed that Jackson was told that he would be replaced by Q

FOX IS CREATING A MOVIE MUSICAL OF MNTY PTHON'S SPAMALOT THE BROADWAY MUSICAL ADAPTATION OF Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The film will be directed

Source: Deadline

DID YOU KNOW THAT TREVOR NOAH WAS IN PANTHIER BLACK. ? Noah provided the voice of Griot, the Al piloting system WJell, it's for the Wakandan jet Evere

Source: The AV Club

OSCAR-WINNING SCREENWRITER AND GETOUT DIRECTOR JORDAN PEELE ANNOUNCED HIS NEXT HORROR FILM VA SOCIAL MEDIA TO BE RELEASED BY UNIVERSAL Us IN THEATERS

Source: IndieWire

ROSEANNE WAS CANCELLED AFTER A RACIST TWEET BY STAR ROSEANNE BARR. Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=v

Sources: The Washington Post, Deadline, E! Online, Sanofi, The Hollywood Reporter, Deadline

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