4 Scenes That Keep Showing Up In Every New Film

In one of the first big battle scenes, Arthur busts out his magic sword and kills every goddamn person in sight.

In the aftermath, Merlin's mage tells him how important he is to the people, and how they are fighting in his name.

But ... why? First of all, Arthur's the damn rightful heir to the throne; whether or not the people like him is beside the point. But also, he's barely done anything except bust out a magical murder sword of death. So yeah, people probably do want to be on his side. It's as if this movie wants to have it both ways. Arthur is a folk hero, but also part of the decidedly undemocratic monarchy.

Most importantly, everyone looks up to Arthur because the filmmakers need them to. Why? So they could launch the friggin' King Arthur cinematic universe. Of course, the movie didn't do well enough to spawn any sequels, despite the Arthur character becoming an instant icon amongst the people. Though, again, they may have simply been afraid of his magic sword.

Similarly, when Jennifer Lawrence's Mystique shows up in X-Men: Apocalypse, she's treated almost messianically by the gaggle of superpowered students.

Wait, they "look up" to her? She betrayed the guy who runs their school and became an assassin! Why does everyone find that admirable, exactly? The real reason might have more to do with the fact that Apocalypse was Lawrence's last contractually obligated X-Men movie. It makes sense that the filmmakers might want to artificially inflate Mystique's importance to keep her around.

It even happens with non-humans. Since Kong: Skull Island, as part of the giant monster cinematic universe, couldn't tell the full story of the original King Kong, the movie concocts a storyline wherein the humans learn to love Kong after finding out he's worshiped by the island natives because ... well, what the hell else are you supposed to worship on Skull Island?

In more established series, it's less noticeable. We don't question why citizens worship superheroes like Batman or Superman (as hard as Zack Snyder tries to make us wonder about it). And in J.J. Abrams' Star Trek reboot, Kirk is promoted to captain despite the fact that in this new timeline, he's extremely unqualified, but we make that logical leap because the character is so beloved. It's as if Hollywood thinks all those background characters are gonna pay money to see the sequels too.

As we all know by now, these movies are about family, or the idea of finding a new family -- in this case, a particularly greasy, muscular family. If you don't believe us, here's a video of every single time they talk about family. It's exhausting.

While the prevailing theme of the Fast & Furious series apparently originated with a half-assed Vin Diesel ad lib, other recent movies have embraced this theme as well. In Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2, Star-Lord discovers that (spoilers) his dad is an anthropomorphic planet, and also a total dick. So in the end, he has to kill his dad, realizing that Rooker Smurf was his true father all along, and his crewmates of raccoons and tree people are his family now.

While that payoff works in this case, other movies try to force this sentiment into the story with zero justification. The worst offender is Suicide Squad, in which the titular gang of hardened criminals who look like an Evanescence cover band know each other for, like, two days. They have one brief drink together.

Then at the climactic battle, El Diablo sacrifices himself, saying, "I lost one family. I'm not gonna lose another!"

Really? These guys are your family? You literally just met them, but OK, these fellow cons you shared a shot of Jim Beam with for six minutes are on par with your dead wife and child.

While each villain takes over as ruler, the hero is exiled and left for dead. Bruce Wayne is shipped off to the world's shiftiest prison, Thor is marooned on Jeff Goldblum's garbage-filled hedonism planet, and T'Challa is tossed off a waterfall and presumed dead for a time.

Then the hero reclaims their kingdom by staging an epic battle with the help of a surprise army -- the Gotham police, Thor's gladiator buddies, and the Jabari Tribe.

Ragnarok and Black Panther end with their protagonists putting an end to their parents' legacies by, respectively, allowing Asgard to be destroyed and letting the world know that Wakanda is secretly Hill Valley circa 2015. The Dark Knight Rises is the outlier here, ending with a dementia-ridden Alfred hallucinating that Batman's downing espresso in an Italian cafe. That, or Bruce is alive and the pattern holds, since he's blowing off his parents' remaining fortune on European hotels and cat-themed lingerie.

The fact that it's kept on a giant phallic pedestal doesn't help, either. Reportedly, the original script was even more overt, with the villain Steppenwolf straight up using the box to get his mommy back. And let's not forget that this is a sequel to a movie in which two superpowered bros only stop murdering each other because they love their moms so much.

Marvel gets in on this action too. Again, Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 found Star-Lord fighting and killing his space dad, enraged when he learns the dad killed his mother. Even Spider-Man: Homecoming played out the Oedipal urge, albeit one that was obfuscated through different roles. Peter Parker's maternal figure is Aunt May, who almost everyone relates to sexually.

In a surprise twist, Peter's enemy turns out to be ... his girlfriend's father.

So while this is not his actual dad, Peter's ascent to manhood is still dependent upon him taking out a dad -- who's also '80s Batman, so basically the meta dad for all modern superheroes.

Similarly, Baby Driver finds the hero (whose lack of sexual experience is underscored by the fact that his name is "Baby") falling in love. Who does he fall in love with? Why, a waitress named Debora ... from the same diner where his mom worked.

If that wasn't enough, in Baby's fantasies, he gives Debora a different haircut that looks more like his mom's.

Fulfilling the "wanting to murder your dad" quotient of the complex, we learn that Baby's mom was abused by his alcoholic dad. The third act then finds Baby battling against a wrathful Jon Hamm -- the guy famous for playing a crappy alcoholic dad on TV.

So at the end of the movie, Baby confronts the trauma of his childhood by killing his (metaphorical) dad and saving his (metaphorical) mom.

Of course, it's possible that this isn't a played out trope, but rather a fundamental psychological underpinning of popular entertainment. After all, without the Oedipal complex, we wouldn't have Labyrinth, or Psycho, and Back To The Future would just be a 20-minute movie with the sole purpose of trolling Chuck Berry.

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