The entertainment news media is like one of those fast food restaurant ball pits. It's easy to get buried, and there's just so much crap everywhere. So we've taken it upon ourselves to comb through the news and find the most interesting celebrity stories for you. Don't worry, we wore gloves.

Miley’s Not Sorry, & Other Celebrity News You Need To Know

Source: The Hill

FILM DIRECTOR KEVIN SMITH REVEALED THAT THE WEED HE SMOKED JUST BEFORE SUFFERING A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK HELPED SAVE HIS LIFE. He recalled the conversa

Source: E! Online

STEVEN SPIELBERG REVEALED THAT THE LATE ROBIN WILLIAMS WOULD PERFORM COMEDY FOR HIM OVER THE PHONE, IN ORDER TO CHEER HIM UP DURING THE ARDUOUS, SOMET

Source: Vanity Fair

MILEY CYRUS USED twitter TO RETRACT A DECADE-OLD, PUBLICLY PRESSURED APOLOGY FOR HER THEN-CONTROVERSIAL INAPPROPRIATE 2008 VAVITY FAIR PHOTO. Miley

Source: E! Online

GRAGKEDO CHILDISH GAMBINO HAS SMASHED SEVERAL RECORDS WITH THIS IS AMERICA Donald Glover/Childish Gambino's powerful Gambino released his music vide

Source: Billboard

SO, CHECK Russell Crowe held a divorce auction THIS OUT! of personal items and memorabilia. Last Week Tonight's John Oliver bought several items, incl

KENDRICK LAMAR WAS AWARDED THE PULITZER PRIZE FOR MUSIC FOR HIS 2017 ALBUM DAMN BECOMING THE FIRST RAPPER TO HONORIS CAUSA EVER WIN THE PRESTIGIOUS OL

KEN JEONG STOPPED A SHOW TO HELP AN AUDIENCE MEMBER HAVING A SEIZURE. The doctor-turned-comedian thought he was being heckled during his act at the St

Source: USA Today

PRINCE'S ESTATE HAS ANNOUNCED THE RELEASE OF PREVIOUSLY UNHEARD MUSIC. Estate adviser Troy Carter revealed Warner Bros. will release an album of mater

JOHNNY DEPP IS BEING SUED BY HIS FORMER BODYGUARDS. The two ex-security workers are seeking compensation for missing wages and being exposed to unsaf

Source: Deadline

ALLISON MACK TRIED TO RECRUIT EMMA WATSON INTO HER SEX CULT. Back in 2016, the Smallville actress tweeted repeatedly at Watson to tell her about an a

Source: People, The Daily Beast

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