The Simpsons Freemason Conspiracy & Other Crazy New Theories

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The Simpsons Freemason Conspiracy & Other Crazy New Theories

Look, we're all trying to make sense out of the world. It's only natural to try to connect the dots in the zeitgeist, even if it's just so we can get some sleep at night. The thing is, there are people out there coming up with amazing, insane conspiracies on a daily basis. As a public service, we've assembled the most outstanding conspiracies making the rounds right now. Whether you decide to laugh derisively or get on board is completely up to you.

CRACGKEDCON ALEX JONES S KANYE Alex Jones and his fellow right-wing fakesperts over at Infowars are praising Kanye West for confronting the thought p

DID MALAYSIA AIRLINES FLIGHT MH370 MEET ITS FATE AT THE HANDS OF ALENS Twitters users have reported receiving a NATO-coded voicemail, which translated

SOME PODCASTERS THEORIZED THAT GLEE STAR LEA MICHELE CAN'T READ. The One More Thing hosts' evidence included ... Lea's autograph ... Her frequently wo

MACAULAY CULKIN DISCUSSED SOME CRAZY FAN-CREATED HOME ALONE CONSPIRACY THEORIES ON THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON The 37-year-old actor dismis

The Simpsons Freemason Conspiracy & Other Crazy New Theories

Source: People

ACCORDING TO ONE CONSPIRACY THEORY, MATT GROENING IS A FREEMASON AND THEREFORE ABLE TO WRITE UNCANNILY ACCURATE PREDICTIONS ONTO EPISODES OF SMPSoS

CRACKED.COM If you think Pizzagate is as wild as conspiracy theories get, YOU DON'T KNOW ROSEANNE. Do you believe a 4chan user named QAnon blew the wh

CRACKEDCON THE NEED TO BE SPECIAL IS OUT THERE. According to recent psychological research, conspiracy theories aren't about uncovering the truth, but

Source: VICE

MASS SHOOTERS ARE DEMOCRATS, SAYS A REPUBLICAN CONGRESSWOMAN. Representative and gun rights advocate Claudia Tenney offered intriguing demographical t

The Simpsons Freemason Conspiracy & Other Crazy New Theories

A GROUP OF TWITTER USERS THINKS Toys Toys WENT UNDER BECAUSE IT DONATED TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD, essentially wiping out its own customer base. HAVE WHAT

Source: Romper

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