Losing Keys Is An Old Person's Game

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Trying to find the fun celebrity stories in the sea of political news is like trying to find an M&M in a bowl full of Skittles. Nobody needs that kind of stress and disappointment. But since we're the heroes you need right now, we've combed through the news and found the most interesting celebrity stories.

RICHARD PRYOR'S WIDOW CONFIRMED' THAT HE AND MARLON BRANDO WERE LOVERS. Jennifer Lee Pryor contends that the affair happened in the '70s, when if you

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MERYL STREEP IS TRADEMARKING HER NAME. AND TRADEMARK PATENT STATES OFFICE The application OMMERCE requests exclusive control of her name for use in l

TOM HARDY'S OLD DEMO TAPE HAS LEAKED ONLINE. He made the tape in 1999, when he was trying to break into the rap scene. He also got a LEO KNOWS ALL'

CRACKED.COM Amy Chris Schumer and fischer GOT MARRIED. (And the world learned about it through her Instagram.) Only two days after the comedienne and

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