The 10 Best Dark Humor Jokes from George Carlin

‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’

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Amy, Carrey, Spacey, And Other Celebs Making News Right Now

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Trying to find the fun celebrity stories in the sea of political news is like trying to find an M&M in a bowl full of Skittles. Nobody needs that kind of stress and disappointment. But since we're the heroes you need right now, we've combed through the news and found the most interesting celebrity stories.

RICHARD PRYOR'S WIDOW CONFIRMED' THAT HE AND MARLON BRANDO WERE LOVERS. Jennifer Lee Pryor contends that the affair happened in the '70s, when if you

BILL MURRAY IS TRYING TO BRING BACK BELL-BOTTOMS. Everybody's favorite Ghostbuster croudfunded the idea through Betabrand, securing enough buyers to b

Amy, Carrey, Spacey, And Other Celebs Making News Right Now

50 CENT just found out he's a millionaire in Bitcoins. How happy do you get when you find $5 in your old pants? Well, 50 Cent's old pants were worth m

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LUKE WILSON SAVED A WOMAN AFTER A CAR CRASH. While driving in Pacific Palisades, the actor was sideswiped by a Ferrari that then crashed against a BMW

JETTISONING The company took a write-down of $39 KEVIN SPACEY million related to two projects involving Spacey. Both the final IS COSTING season of Ho

Amy, Carrey, Spacey, And Other Celebs Making News Right Now

MERYL STREEP IS TRADEMARKING HER NAME. AND TRADEMARK PATENT STATES OFFICE The application OMMERCE requests exclusive control of her name for use in l

TOM HARDY'S OLD DEMO TAPE HAS LEAKED ONLINE. He made the tape in 1999, when he was trying to break into the rap scene. He also got a LEO KNOWS ALL'

CRACKED.COM Amy Chris Schumer and fischer GOT MARRIED. (And the world learned about it through her Instagram.) Only two days after the comedienne and

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