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AN EXCEPTIONALLY RARE MAGNITUDE 4.1 EARTHOUAKE WITH AN EPICENTER NEAR DOVER, DELAWARE OCCURRED ON NOVEMBER 30th. CT RI New York PENNSYLVANIA Philade

Source: USA Today

THE WHITE HOUSE IS BATTLING AN INFESTATION OF MICE, COCKROACHES, AND ANTS. IITTTT TTETI Officials have requested that an exterminator set more traps

Source: Newsweek

A LAWEEKLY GROUP OF INVESTORS BOUGHT AND FIRED MOST OF ITS STAFF. Semanal Media, a group made up of lawyers and businessmen with no apparent media tie

WALMART PULLED A SHIRT ADVOCATING THE LYNCHING OF JOURNALISTS FROM WEBSITE. Walmart Departments All Search The company said the shirt, which was avail

Source: NPR

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