Appearing on Conan, Daniel Radcliffe related a story about meeting Japan's biggest Harry Potter fan, who was put on a 18-hour flight to the actual Hogwarts set to meet the Potter crew on camera. Now, everybody loves surprises , but not even a Japanese teenager could squeal for that long. So to regain the element of surprise, the producers of Karakuri Terebi inform this teenage girl, standing at the precipice of what is conceivably the happiest moment of her life up to that point, that Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint have fucked off and don't want to meet her. Not that they weren't unavailable, mind you, but that they couldn't be British arsed to spend even a second with her.
Despite being obviously devastated, the brave girl is still determined to make the best of it and tours the Hogwarts set. Of course, crushing a teenager's dream is all nothing but a funny prank, so right when she puts on the sorting hat, Radcliffe pops up to welcome her to the team. She reacts ... poorly.
"Ravenclaw for life, motherfucker."
Then the dazed girl, who's been on a deliberately made emotional roller coaster, has to "interview" Radcliffe for the show. However, dropping an idol on a fangirl out of the blue does not a coherent interview make. Barely being able to utter a word, the girl ends up groping Radcliffe's face like she can't believe he's there.
"Is ... is this 'Hello' in Japanese?"