So why does Batman hate rock music so much? Well it turns out that before he took to crimefighting, Bruce Wayne was at a punk concert, where, as so often happens, a Sid Vicious-like figure trapped him in a web of heroin, spitting, and sex. This is admittedly speculation, as the Bat doesn't get into the specifics about the weeks he apparently spent with this dude. But they probably weren't playing Monopoly.
DC ComicsThen the Sid Vicious comparisons get thicker.
This might be an incredibly dumb turn of events, but at least we garnered an insight into Batman's psychology, which ... oh he never mentions it ever again? Well then.
And while this is dumb and also stupid, it does lead to a fantastic interlude, where in his quest to cure Robin of his sickness, Batman takes him to the hitherto-unknown ward at Arkham Asylum dedicated entirely to treating Elvis impersonators.
DC ComicsGotham is not a healthy place.
They should have set the whole comic here. They should set all comics here.
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