When Ted Cruz began snatching up domain names in preparation for his campaign run, he found that one of them, TedCruz.com, was off-limits. That's because it had been owned by Ted Cruz, Arizona attorney at law, since 2004. Arizona Ted is less than impressed with his political doppelganger, choosing to show his steadfast support for literally anyone else, regardless of which party they happen to fall under. Originally, Arizona Ted thwarted Cruz by shouting his love for Chris Christie from the digital rooftops:
He loves you too, buddy.
And later by backing Obama:
Unless this is a sly Obama Kenya joke.