If you've ever wanted to own a length of intestines as a pet, you're in luck! Here you go, it's a scaleless snake.
BHB ReptilesYou almost want to let it bite you out of pity.
Sure, it looks like a terrifying meth hallucination of a penis now, but here's what the Leucistic Texas rat snake looked like before we straight-up ruined it:
LA Dawson/Wiki CommonsWe didn't know snakes could be cute. We still don't know that.
There are scaleless snakes in the wild, but it's more of a genetic mutation. Of course, breeders saw these freaks and decided to breed for this specific trait, because they hate life and all that lives it. Now, there is controversy in the reptile-breeding community about whether or not this is a fair thing to do to an animal. And when the people who spend all day cajoling legless cold-blooded egg-layers into fucking each other are freaked out by something, you know it's legit.
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