"WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE TWO, FOUR-INCH PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU!?!"
Once you finally demonstrate enough times that you know that ejaculating onto a glacier cannot get Mother Nature pregnant -- or however the hell sex works in Canada -- the truth itself will cure the Sperminator of his boner-handed STI, which really goes against the spirit of the game as long as we're being honest. But we reiterate: Everything's crazy different north of the border.
Middlesex-London Health Unit
"Our next game involves asking your crabs to politely go away."
There's also a second level about substance abuse starring a drunk supervillain named Bloody Mary terrorizing Sex City, which is either a tampon ad or a Prince song. But there are no people with limbs shaped like veiny erections in that stage, so we're just going to end this paragraph right now.