This week nothing was as it seemed: not The Rock, Techno Viking, trees, Jedi's or Snoop & Something About Mary.

6 Reasons The Jedi Would Be The Villain In Any Sane Movie

The Jedi pretty much train people and Muppets to manipulate minds and crush throats without giving them strict guidelines. There's the Jedi Council, but it seems to have all the political power of a U.N. ambassador's wife's book club.

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23 Strange Assumptions Advertisements Make About You

Just remember: any ad attempting to be "with it" or funny basically reflects what your weird aunt thinks is cool and modern.

Notable Comment: "It's almost like rich old people have no idea what it's like to be an average young person."

AMEDAY Techndlocy 4 Saying BOOM at the end of anything is hip, relevant, and extremely humorous.

4 Things In Every Porn You Should Never Do In Real Life

In the non-porn world, spitting is not a good way to lubricate, and it's also associated with either a sign of disrespect or a sign that someone has something gross in their mouth.

Notable Comment: "You forgot to mention Hepatitis A for the ass-to-mouth stuff.

Definitely just had to decide whether I wanted to add "ass-to-mouth" to my phone's dictionary. #thankscracked"

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5 True Stories That Prove You Shouldn't Piss Off The IT Guy

Boss Tip: If you're going to fire the director of information management, make sure to eliminate his remote access.

Notable Comment: "Funniest part is, most people who would fire their IT director don't know how to eliminate the remote access."

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