We know what you're thinking: "I love rolling around in my riding mower, but I hate how uncomfortable the seats are." Or, if you're not thinking that, you're probably thinking "Man, I love getting drunk in my favorite lounge chair, but I really wish I could drive around and shout things at people while doing it." Whatever your problem is, the answer is a lounge chair that sits on a riding mower engine. Also we've thrown in a radio, and some headlights, for night-driving. And a nitrous oxide boost system, for stupid night-driving. Also a drag racing steering wheel, and cup holders because ... because it's faster or better for the environment or something? Look, we don't need to explain ourselves, you don't care what we have to say. You've got a riding mower with a foot rest and turbo drive, we've already lost your attention.
Via Proctor Police Department
At 62, Dennis LeRoy Anderson built the above chair, based, we assume, on a mixture of his fantasies and that sweet, sweet chair from Roundhouse. This "chair" can travel up to 24km/h and also has a parachute, because what the hell, right? He loved his chair very much and, unlike Big Jim, he was allowed to drive it wherever he wanted. Until, that is, he got drunk and drove it straight into a parked car on the way home from a bar in Minnesota. His excuse was that some "girl jumped on the chair," but that seems to be in conflict with the fact that he a) is 62-years-old and b) had a BAC of .29 at the time.
Via The Smoking Gun
Of course it was plastered with bumper stickers.