As his name suggests, Lance Greathouse is an incredible man. His goal, according to his website, is to "make cool wheelchairs," and the question that guides every one of his designs is a simple one: Why drive something that looks like a medical device when you can drive something that looks like a weapon from our inevitable war with the zombies? Now, we'd never even considered asking that question, but now it haunts our dreams because holy crap he's totally right!
Because Greathouse is a man of his crazy, crazy word, he designed something he's calling The Fire-breathing Electric Wheelchair, because that's exactly what it is.
The seat comes from a Marine rescue helicopter, and the vehicle is capable of running on just about any terrain, which is good, because you never want your total rampage to be stalled by sand or snow. With a top speed of 22 mph, it's not the fastest wheelchair on our list (not even close, actually) but it's certainly the most flamethrower-havingest.