So there's another Harry Potter movie is breaking box office records, and you're tempted to pick up the books to see what all the fuss is about. Yet you resist, out of fear of being called some kind of stunted man-child or pedophile.
Well, we have the solution. Just print out these book jacket disguises, wrap them around your Potter novel and now you can safely read it in front of all those ex Navy SEALS at the local strip club.
WARNING: HARSH LANGUAGE