3. Washington Mutual ATMs-Notice how, for like the last two years, Washington Mutual has been branding themselves as the "cool, hip and happening" bank? Instead of normal ATM language, when you put your card in it' like, "What' up, bro? You need some scratch?" As lame as this was, the one thing that legitimately WAS cool about Washington Mutual was they were the one bank that didn't charge a bullshit ATM fee if you weren't a customer. I say WAS, because now the motherfuckers have apparently changed their minds and are charging fees. WTF? Washington Mutual is like that rich loser in high school who always tried to buy everyone' friendship, and then when he finally got to f**k the cheerleader, he stopped hanging out with you and started charging $5 at his keg parties.
4. Brokeback Mountain-Just because one male movie star spits on his hand and fucks another male movie star in the ass, everyone is feverishly tearing at their faces like it' the apocalypse or something. And I'm not even complaining about the movie-it' a well-made, well-acted little piece of cinema. I'm just so unspeakably tired of the endless "Bareback Mountain/Gay Cowboy" late night jokes, water cooler references, Internet parodies, re-cut trailers and other retarded bullshit that any moron with a VCR and a copy of iMovie could put together. They're gay. They're cowboys. Deal with it.