In a crunch, the above mentioned blue hood can be worked into a birth control device. It simply requires some patch fabric and a sewing kit. Always bring with you some patch fabric and a sewing kit.
BEWAREThe Baroness is a s**t, and always has been.
Not really a dating tip, more of an F.Y.I.
ORDER OF BATTLE: N3DAlways learn from your past mistakes. N3D -- Never Double-Date with Destro.
"Nice work, asswipe. They left...again."
"HA HA HA HA! DESTRO CARES NOT! PASS THE GRAVY!"
HAVE AN ESCAPE PLANThough highly inconceivable, in the event that a date isn't going well, a Cobra F.A.N.G. gyrocopter provides a convenient escape. So does a
SEALING THE DEALWhen you bring a date back to your secret mountain-top lair, direct her right to your battle-arena of death.
If for some reason your date survives the battle-arena of death, simply throw her into the 20,000 foot ravine.
If she survives THAT, marry her.
SHE'S A KEEPERIf a girl refuses to go out with you for a second date, abduct her using the M.A.S.S. device. This can be done from the other side of the planet. The M.A.S.S. device is like, really boss. Destro is a pain in the ass, but I've got to give him props on that one.
KNOW YOUR BOUNDARIESNever bang Roadblock' sister.
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