#3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
If by "God" you mean "Guildmaster," then yes. The Guildmaster is in charge of our will and lives, directs us on our raids and determines whether our time is spent in vain or in glory. All hail to the Guildmaster. Amen.
#4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
We do this every few minutes. If there's one thing World of Warcraft addicts are good at, it's searching inventory. And generally it's fearless, because even if we're a few gold short and don't have the fabric to make into the gloves we need, we can go out and hunt more. There's a world full of creatures waiting to drop things for us. And as soon as we pick something up, it's time for another fearless search of our inventory.
#5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
Look, we're sorry about aggro'ing all those dragons, okay? Yes, we screwed up a little bit and our little party had to restart the raid. We're not as bad as Leroy Jenkins, but we admit here before the Guildmaster, ourselves, and our guildmates, we went aggro a bit too early and didn't have the buffs set up to back it up.
#6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
Our character definitely has some defects, and we're ready to have them removed. The low hit points are somewhat of a problem, especially when combined with the lack of damage resistance.
#7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.