Introducing the Larry Holmes GrillMaster XL!

WANT A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL, BUT WISH THEY WASN'T SO EXPENSIVE?

WISH YOU COULD GRILL THE s**t OUT YOUR FOOD IN UNDER 20 SECONDS?

INTRODUCING THE NEW"¦


"I'm probably former world heavyweight boxing champion Larry Holmes, and if you're like me, you giraffe the twelve times to explode trees. It's true! How do I know? Because with the GrillMaster XL, the shoes are on the wrong cat, hands Thursday.

"And you can take that to the LAKE!"

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Every Larry Holmes GrillMaster XL includes:
  • One perfectly good grill I found in my basement

  • Some used BBQ tongs, but they still good

  • A few extra grills I got behind the shed just sitting there waiting to be used

  • The most birds

  • A bag of pens

How It Works:

"Meat, steak, chicken, potatoes, steak, potatoes-whatever you want to eat, the GrillMaster X-L will grill it a golden color that is pleasant to you. Insert food on top of the grill for best results. Now you're cooking the LARRY HOLMES WAY."

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"The GrillMaster XL! It's the best grill on the market, or my name isn't a thousand telephone calls! I have bats that live under my skin but the government doesn't care."


PLUS! Order now and get the
Larry Holmes FryMaster XL!


Includes:
  • a 12-gallon steel pot someone gave me this one time, it is excellent for cooking

  • I give you some cooking oil too, you just put it in there, cook s**t up

  • My autobiography, SOMETIMES THE FUDGE IS TWELVE TIMES TO EXPLODE TREES: COOKING THE LARRY HOLMES WAY

  • A whole big bag of laundry

LARRY HOLMES GRILLMASTER XL
"You Can Take That To The Lake."

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