Ken's Mom: Wow! That's so unusual. Jews making a movie!
Jon's Mom: I guess we've finally broken through that glass ceiling.
Ken's Mom: Unlike Mel Gibson, I'm actually quite fond of the Jews. They've been very gracious to my Kenny over the years. They even let him golf with them once.
Jon's Mom: The Ten is loosely inspired by The Ten Commandments-as presented specifically to the Jews over a hundred years ago-and stars Paul Rudd, Winona Ryder, Famke Janssen, Adam Brody"...
Ken's Mom: ...And the very handsome and underused Ken Marino, plus Liev Schreiber, Rob Corddry, Gretchen Mol, Oliver Platt and Jessica Alba. And produced by Jon Stern. He's such a nice boy.
Jon's Mom: Not always. When I used to change his diaper, he'd go pee-pee straight across the room. And I remember this other time he murdered a nun. But you smack them around and after awhile they start to behave.
Ken's Mom: Amen sister!
Jon's Mom: [hands in the air] Can I get a witness!
Ken's Mom: We were actually able to sneak a peek at this film at this year's Sundance Film Festival. I wasn't crazy about the cold weather but when you only have one son you make sacrifices. Even if he wouldn't do the same for you.
Jon's Mom: Also we thought we might catch a little Redford eye candy.