Awww. Is the big, scary dinosaur cold? Does the big, scary dinosaur need a scarf to keep its big, scary neck warm? Poor thing. I hope you don't catch the flu- or worse yet, the bird flu! That's all you are, you know- just a big, dumb bird without any wings and a stupid scarf around its neck. Loser. You're not scary at all. Wanna know what's really scary? Taking the bus. People sneer at you and the driver is always grumpy. One time, I didn't have exact change and he looked at me like I was an idiot. I hate the bus.
Hey, Model of Skylab! You look fat. You look more like "Sky-Flab" than "Sky-Lab." What? You don't like that? Well, what you gonna do about it, sucka? Fall on me? Yeah, right. Whatever, Tubbs.
What you call me, gene display? I ain't your bitch, bitch! Nobody calls me a bitch, except for that large man that one time on the bus. He was smoking and I told him it wasn't allowed, so he said to me, "Shut your mouth, bitch!" so I did. Then he took my Cinnabon and ate it in two bites. He was a really big guy. Don't think I could have taken him down even if I had my ninja stick. I still have nightmares about him. My mom says I should see somebody, but I don't know. Shrinks are really expensive.
Whassup, Foxy Mama? What say you get a sitter, and you and me go dancing? I'll dance your frickin' socks off. You're not wearing any socks but if you were, they'd come off. On the floor. Beside my bed. You mind driving? I don't have a car. I mean, we could take the bus, but that's kind of a drag"Â¦ What? You don't want to go out with me because I don't have wheels!?! Skank! I didn't want to go out with you anyway. Was just being nice on account of you being naked and all. Later for you!