It had been a long day on the street when Schizophrenia Brown opened up his special locker at the bus terminal that he rented for two dollars and fifty cents a day.
Suddenly, big furry orange bugs poured out of the locker and started climbing up inside Schizophrenia Brown's sneakers. Thinking quickly, he tore off his pants and ran out of the bus terminal to find Regis Philbin. But while he was running across the highway to the TV store, he got hit by a car and the blood was everywhere.
The President was driving the ambulance and he took him back to his old apartment from before he got sick.
"I'm feeling better now," said Schizophrenia Brown. "I have to use the bathroom!"
But when he opened the door, it was full of math problems and it stunk like the corner behind the dumpster in back of Taco Bell where you could keep out of the rain a little bit.
Suddenly, the TV came on!
"I'm Regis Philbin! And I stunk up your bathroom!" screamed Regis Philbin on the TV, pointing and laughing at Schizophrenia Brown.
"REGIS PHILBIN! GET OUT OF MY TOILET! YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!" shouted Schizophrenia Brown, and he punched his fist right through the wall of his doctor's office.
"What's happening? What's HAPPENING to me???" he shrieked as he clawed uncontrollably at his own eyes and face.
"WHO STUNK UP THE BATHROOM?"
What Schizophrenia Brown forgot was to take his meds.
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