How many dead babies does it take to cause unbelievable amounts of anguish?A:
Through an unbelievable series of misfortunes an Arab, a Catholic, and a Jew all find themselves stranded on a desert island together. The Arab gets to work immediately, collecting sticks and leaves to build a makeshift mosque. "I must worship Allah," he explains. The Catholic starts collecting sticks as well to build a makeshift church. "I must worship Jesus," he says. Before long they both realize there are no sticks anywhere to be found on the beach. They both look at the Jew, who smiles at them widely from behind his bazaar. "I have collected all the sticks already, and now I will sell them to you for an outrageously inflated price," he says. Three days later they all die of dehydration.
Why did the black guy steal the TV set?A:
Because he was socially and economically disadvantaged.
A Priest and a Rabbi are at the gates of heaven, making small talk. "Well," says the Rabbi, "That's it. I'm dead." The Priest agrees. "I, too, am dead," he says, and they both sigh wistfully and fall silent. When they get to the front of the line, Saint Peter looks at both of them and furrows his brow. "You guys can't come in because you're gay," he says.