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The Ten Most Disastrous Saturday Morning Cartoon Adaptations
From Ghostbusters to Hulk Hogan, and then back to Ghostbusters, we show you how poorly-planned cartoon adaptations could have, (miraculously), done more damage to MC Hammer' career than the man himself.
Notable Comment: CRACKED' super-poster UglyShirts warns that irritating Saturday morning sidekick characters like "H.E.R.B.I.E., Fonzie's Dog, Orko, Slimer...will ultimately all share the same room in hell with Scrappy-Doo, Uni, Orbity, The Great Gazoo, Snarf, whatever the fuck that thing was that hung around with the cartoon version of Punky Brewster, and countless other precocious little monkeys, talking dogs, annoying robots, et cetera." Just when you thought hell couldn't get any less appealing.
5 Kick-Ass Action Movies That Are Pure Propaganda
This article should hold over all of you Movie-Political Agenda buffs until we put the finishing touches on next week' "8 Sports Movies That Are Obvious Political Allegories." Get ready for Major League IV: All About the Oil, and Air Bud 5: We Should Have Invaded Afghanistan.
Notable Comment: CRACKED poster alanr1979 argues that we foolishly left out Rocky IV. Uhh, did you even see that movie? That wasn't propaganda, that was fact. Rocky fought the Soviet Union for the Championship, won, and then the wall fell down. Check your history books, alan.