The Top 25 Pieces of Movie Merchandise Too Awesome To Exist

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Between those sad plastic light sabers and the even sadder Vote for Pedro shirts, the movie merchandise industry clearly doesn't try very hard.

We asked you about the merchandise that would exist if only Hollywood had the balls to make it, and offered money to whoever could photoshop the most ball-flatteningly awesome example.

Entry by fancytaco

A CLocKWORK ORAMCE DECULPTURE SCULPTURE O good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence. CRACKED HOM

Entry by Krick

SUPERMAN Powers* Cape! CRACKED.cOM

Entry by Mella

SAl Beartrap Recreate your favorite scene! CRACKED.COM ages 3 and up

Entry by Pr3

24 THE DRINK OF YOU DON'T BUY THOS WIH JADK BAUM VIALZEE RIGHT NOW, THEN IT'LL JUST BEY AN MIND BE A QUESTION OF HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT TO HURT. CRACKED

Entry by Sanchez .

Never again have no reason to drink your own piss KEVIN COSTNER'S WATERWORLD PISS-DRINKINNG MACHINE CRACKED.coM

Entry by Sanchez .

STAR WARS DARTH VADER FORCE VADER FORCE GLOVES VADERIL RELEASE HER! Keaner. CRACKED.cOM
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