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  • Real Name: Ian McPhail
  • Location: Texas
  • Member Since: July 3rd, 2009 08:37 pm
  • Last Seen: April 14th, 2013 03:44 pm
  • Personal tag line: Money for nothing and your chicks for free.
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About mcphailis

I currently write opinion for Texas A&M's The Battalion and they pay me for it. Many of my articles can be read at

I would like to be paid to write dick jokes as the articles above are often political and social commentary with occassional jokes.


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