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  • Real Name: marqcoig
  • Location: Denver...ish.
  • Member Since: March 2nd, 2012 08:26 pm
  • Last Seen: March 3rd, 2016 10:37 pm
  • Personal tag line: Your mom's a tag line
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About marqcoig

"I go to college....I drink.....I like working out. Tattoos, um...The Wire is cool. Omar n'shit. Oh, and my fantasy is to watch a porno of Katie and Soren, cause I'm nasty like that!"

Unironically, I was pretty drunk when I wrote that. Don't remember much of it. Kinda funny, in a creepy way.


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